1. I have the distinction of being the best f-ing food ever. Look it up.
5. I am the reason why God invented weaving.
11. My god? I pray to Dr. Atkins.
17. I think that if you're watching your figure, you should stick with the bloomin' onion.
21. I am the favorite food of Dom DeLuise.
25. I could tell you all my secrets, but I'd have to kill you. Just kidding! Anyway you look at it, I will kill you.
Big fat hearts <3,
T.B.E.
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