...The Stimulus Package

10. Congress avoided reading my 1000+ pages like Obama's cabinet avoids paying their taxes. 

12. Blago's brother already propositioned me for a donation. 

23. Now!  With a new look!  In a new package! With .00967% more Stimulus! 

25. In addition to everything else, I'll enhance your performance and give you two extra inches. 

Snugs, 

The American Stimulus Package